Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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