You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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