Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
