i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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