You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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