I must be too annoying 4 u.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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