If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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