Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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