I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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