billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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