So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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