thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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