First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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