he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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