the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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