Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Pooping to opera.
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