i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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