I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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