Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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