around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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