So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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