his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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