I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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