Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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