Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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