just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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