The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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