why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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