Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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