Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.