Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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