How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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