i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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