god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Text me some of your sweat
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