I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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