if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude i'm inner monologue high
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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