Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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