I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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