All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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