She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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