We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
COCAINE IS GR8
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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