I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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