I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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