i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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