Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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