It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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