You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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