I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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