I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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