you would pick up someone in the library
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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