better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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