Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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