We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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