Farmville is her only friend.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I am available for nakedness
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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