Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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